That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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