he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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