it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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