i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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