Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He passed out mid-signature
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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