I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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