i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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