The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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