they need to just BURY HIM!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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