the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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