I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
soo... how was my night?
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