Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
