You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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