I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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