Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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