just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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