im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
A+ Viking dick
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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