About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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