How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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