why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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