just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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