That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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