Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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