I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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