u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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