fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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