She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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