i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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