Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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