so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
