I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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