There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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