we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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