I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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