fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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