he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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