Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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