Will you blow on my dice?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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