He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I woke up under a house in Key West
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