just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I have feelings that need drinking.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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