Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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