if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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