The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Everyone says I win the strip club
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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