Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Randomize
