We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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