I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Randomize
