I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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