come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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