question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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