Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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